Unified Family Of
THE ONLY RELIGION OF UTTER NON-SENSE .....
For A Donation of $105.00, You Can Be A Registered, Bona Fide Member of
"The Unified Family of Sacred Humor Beings."
Upon Acceptance Into This Prominent Community, You Will Receive:
*An official valid membership card...to show proof to yourself and others of your admission to this sacred society (in case of temporary amnesia.)
*An authentic looking, convincing wall plaque/certificate validating your membership into this elite organization.
*An original, one-of-a-kind, bumper sticker available only to members.
As An Authorized Member Of The Sacred
Humor Beings Religion, I Honor And Uphold My Divine Right To Live By
Our Sacred Code:
"OUR SACRED CODE"
Your donation of $105.00 or more to this Institute will be squandered and wasted in nonsense such as:
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