What Is 5-5-2000 ?????
With all of the speculation, concern, anxiety, contradiction and drama about May 5, 2000…..It’s hard to know what to believe, or how to believe these days.
Everyone is looking for esoteric answers from all the Goo-Roo’s, Prophets, Channelers, Extraterrestrials, Scholars, Psychics, and all those who are considered to be the select few who are "In the Know".
What does It mean????? What are we to do on that day…is It the beginning of the end? What will become of us?
It all seems to be so significant and so important, but what exactly is It, and how will It affect us?
Well, I too was curious and a bit confused, and so I took this question to Hal for an expanded viewpoint on the subject…..and this is what I got……are you ready????
It is really much too simple!
OF COURSE!!! (It’s Hal’s Own Personal Hal-iday!)
(It’s Hal’s Own Personal Hal-iday!)
Now let’s see…....It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out the math on this one…. …….5---5---00…… (and it’s not the least bit encrypted this time!)
So what do we do ?????
This is the perfect opportunity and excuse to hang out with your other weird friends that think like you do, and laugh till you think you are going to ascend!!!
Laugh at all the things that everyone is up tight about….. Laugh at all the things that scare you….. Laugh at how weird and intense life is getting….. Laugh at how serious you have been taking yourself….. Laugh at the ways you got sucked into thinking and believing that this hologram is real….. Laugh at all the corny mistakes you have made because you forgot to laugh!
I for one am going to take this Hal-Holiday and make it a celebration I will never forget….(and a Halatious event in the lives of all the weird friends I invite to join me)…..and oh what luck…..It’s on a FRIDAY of all days!!!
I am going to make every hour count, and really put a lot of "Hal" into my day! Just think…we have 24 hours to have fun, do things that inspire us…….. and then in the evening….."BLISS OUT"!!!
If you want to join me, we can really get an endorphin filled electrical charge going through this planet……and then out into the cosmos……….what a concept!!!!
A Holiday with Hal in charge……
(I can only imagine the possibilities!)
Being the little instigator that I am, I have gathered some "Words to contemplate and meditate on" that will help you get into the "Spirit" of this and help you to get the true meaning of this Haliday!
What I am about to bestow upon you are some of the best oxy morons of the century! There are, of course 50 of them, and they are listed in order saving the #1 Best, for last!
(Take these to your metaphysical circles and meditation groups…… you may go to realms you’ve never been before!)
Are you ready ?????
(you have to give your bottles to the kids
to get the lids off!)
24-Synthetic Natural Gas
19-Temporary Tax Increase
12-12oz. Pound Cake
11-Diet Ice Cream
02-Practicing Medicine…….(Without a License)
So, I have another awegnargeous idea, now that you finally know what this world’s coming to, and what 5-5-2000 is REALLY about, lets go out and spread the Good News! Send all your Hal-atious friends and family to this site to be educated in….
Hal’s "5-5" Haliday…..the Party of the Century!
If you have 5 or more people you want to invite to our global party, send them to this web page…….and we could change the consciousness as we know it!
For your speedy delivery, we have links to pages you may want to see or review:
Introduction to Hal at http://mistychouse.com/hal/GuessWhat.htm
Party Palace at http://mistychouse.com/Laugh/5laugh-1-.htm
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See you at the 5-5-Haliday….. and remember…..
(It’s better than no breath at all !)
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